Tuesday, 22 February 2011


Can a very big head fit through this doorway? I hate it when people ignore May. Meaning the month of May because it only has three letters. That doesn't make it any less of a month. It has a full 31 days unlike some other months that I won't mention. And not because I don't know which ones they are.

What if I widened the frame? Well then, we would have only the head to blame. You can't really blame a head though. It's not its fault it's so big.

Have you ever used the word "its" three times in one sentence and felt proud? If you did you'd tell everyone in a blog...if you were allowed. Not everyone's allowed to write a blog. Like people with famous last names. It's not so much that they're not allowed, it's more like no one wants to hear what they have to say.

If a humongous head fell in the woods would it make a sound? I like using homophones together in sentences I've recently found. If you don't know what a homophone is at this point in your life then you never will. You can't teach a big head new tricks.


  1. is the title a play on "Ben Stein"? Bueller? Bueller? LOL... love that Jew. No offense, Jared. you're pretty cool too. bye!

  2. I would say it's more of a mix of Lowenstein (from Prince of Tides), Frakenstein (from Frakenstein), and blogging (because I have a blog). It's also an homage to the Jewish people of today.